Party poopers in Lira

I'm staying at the Gracious Palace hotel in Lira. I am not making up this name. Posted on the wall here is a list of contraband. Specifically, the sign says that it is prohibited to house "primate babies" in your room. I wonder if that includes humans? Also prohibited are, and I quote, "all power tools, eg. generators, drills, vibrators, etc." So much for the wild party I had planned...

Great seminar here--one of the best--thanks to the engaged, inquisitive journalists who are attending.